What would people think of me?
I'm your husband, Korada.
Stop right there!
If you come a step closer,
I'll yell for help!
No one would come to help you.
Hmm.
Enough.
Change it!
Wow! Man Utd!
Why did you change it?
Korada's about to be forced to make love.
When they're making love, it's never shown onscreen.
Once they're pushed onto the bed,
...they'll shoot something else, like
flower vases, window, and stuffs.
If you really wanna see people making love,
...wait 'til the match ends, I'll show you.
Almost scores a goal!
He's caught offside first.
Offside?
Is that referee blind?
What is offside?
Even I tell you, you won't understand.
It's men's sport.
Goal.
Watching football match is pretty fun actually.
Especially when Man Utd conceded a goal,
...it's much more fun than dramas.
Are you having so much fun, Jib?
Are you not, The Red Devil?
Like having fun, don't you?
Yes.
Alright.
What?/ Let's have some fun.
Hey!
Let's do something fun together.
Oops! Missed!
Missed again!
Jib!
Jib./ Oops, sorry.
Hey!
I don't mean it.
Jib.
Call Dr.Dumrong. Quick!
Dr.Dumrong?/ Yes! Quick!
What the heck?
Wait, let me help you./ What are you doing?
Jib! let's call Dr.Dumrong! Jib!
Better?
Seems to be.
Hey!
Just kidding.
But it's really hurt.
Hey!
Hey, Jib.
It still somewhat hurts.
My jaw could be broken.
Don't overact. It's not.
Hey.
Should we hire a housekeeper?
A housekeeper?
Yes, a housekeeper.
Hmm.
No, I don't think so.
I don't like a stranger walking around our house,
...losing control of my private life.
Are you a celebrity?
Jib, think about it.
If in the middle of the day...
...we feel like to express love to each other,
...we can't do that.
Or, when it's hot, wanna wear only underwear...
...walking, doing things around the house,
...we can't neither.
Not even mention about things getting lost.
Then,
let me work at your bank instead.
I can't, Jib.
Remember? At our wedding,
...I made a declaration on stage
that I'd be the one who takes care of you.
Everyone heard it. I won't take it back.
Then,
we can take turn working.
I'll work at the bank every other day.
Taking turn?
Are you nuts, Jib?
Working at the bank, not driving a taxi.
So we could do the shift work.
Nutcase, you!
What?
Look at the building for what?
Or wanna apply for a window cleaner job here?
Next time you don't have to drop me off.
It takes too long at the traffics on the way home.
You can keep the car for your grocery shopping.
Why?
Are you afraid that people'd say
you're dependent on your wife?
What? No!
Nonsense!
C'mon. Admit it already. Don't pretend.
No, I'm not.
It's more convenient for you.
Hi! Sua!
Jib, you're dropping Sua off?/ Yes.
He keeps begging me to drop him off.
Wonder if he's my hubby or baby./ Hey! It's not true, Nink.
She's joking.
Sua, it's okay. Being dependent on your wife is charming.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Wow! Nice car, Sua.
Good big size.
Seems very comfortable.
But does it consume too much fuel?
Not at all. Quite fast too.
Really?
It uses Sky Active system.
What's that? Something -tive?
Sky Active.
Why? Are you going to buy one?
Well, probably.
Recently, my financial status is quite stable.
Alright. Gotta go. Need to go shopping.
Coutinho touches the ball for the first time.
Ball passes all the way through.
Now what?
Gerrard gets the ball. One on one with the goalkeeper!
Dribble trick.
Another dribble trick.
Chips the ball over the keeper's head!
Ball hits the crossbar!
And it's a score!
Liverpooooool!
O'yeah! Liverpool.
I'm hoooooooooooome!
Is this the rerun of the match last night?
Mhm. I watch it again to learn the game.
Like it, don't you?
I just want to see the defeat of Man Utd.
Don't make excuses.
Wanna see those handsome players, don't you?
If I liked a handsome guy,
...I wouldn't have married you.
Ouch!
Okay, I'm not good-looking.
But, sorry,
I've good moves.
See?
Pff! Good moves?
Just like Man Utd, always lose.
If I were David Moyes,
I would've change Ashley Young out.
He just dribbles the ball
and always fails to pass it.
Wow! You're so well-informed.
Of course.
Hmm.
Oh!
Hmm.
I forgot. I've been..
enjoying watching the game.
Then, what's for dinner? Do we have anything?
Jib.
The bottles are..
Are empty!
No water.
Oh! I forgot to refill them.
Can you do it then?
Alright, Jib.
Thank you! Sua Moyes./ Sure.
Breakfast. Breakfast.
Breakfast?
Nothing?
Jib!
Jib.
I thought you're up early in the morning.
I wasn't up early morning,
didn't sleep 'til mornnnning.
Jib.
Jib!
Jib.
Arrrgh! Jib!
Jib. Jib.
Let's go! I'm running late. Quick!
I can't give you a ride. It's dangerous.
I just slept few minutes ago.
Hey! Why you're like this?
Jib!
Why you're doing this to me?
It's because of you!
If I get salary deduction for being late, will you take the responsibility?
Registered.
Eight o'clock sharp.
I'm so cool.
Tom! Tom! Tom!
Out of the way!
What the heck?
Please try again.
You're in trouble.
What?
Please try again.
There are 15 seconds left.
Don't put me under pressure.
Please try again.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Please try again.
One minute past eight.
I was in time. You saw me, right?
I saw you with both eyes.
But I think this machine did not.
Ms.Kunyada.
Let me call you, Bright, then.
Bright.
Do you know the rule of our bank...
...about the employees are not allowed to date each other?
Aha, I know.
You know?/ Yes.
You know, and still?
Let me put it this way.
Why I feel that
you're trying to break this rule?
Err..I
I've been working here just two days ago.
I haven't got to know anyone.
Even the office entrance, I still don't know.
I've to follow the maid to get in.
Don't argue with me.
Yes.
Because I'm keeping an eye on you.
Let's do this.
From today on,
I'll keep an eye on you more closely.
Let's start from today.
I'll drive you home.
What? Home?
But my home is...
Your home's in Pinklao, right?/ Pin..oh.
Pinklao is pretty close to me. On the same way, right?
Come with me, new car, cool air.
Nice music too./ Yes.
Okay?/ Yes.
Good. So you can work here for a long time.
Well, you can go now! Please.
I'm going then.
Wait a minute, Bright.
Yes?
What's that white thing stuck out of your skirt?
Where is it? At the back?/ There, there. Right, there.
Err..what is it?
Is it the brand tag?
No, it's not the brand tag.
It's my sanitary pad!
Pad?
I might wear it a little.. too high.
So it's stuck out like this.
If you'll excuse me, I'll go fix it.
Go-go-go ahead! Go!
Wait! Wait! One sec, Bright!
Our tonight's appointment,
let's put it off. No! Let's cancel it, for good.
Why is that?
No need to ask! Go! Get it fixed properly!
Damn.
What did you do?
Flirting with a new worker?/ You, come in. Close the door.
Have a seat. Let's talk.
Did you see that girl?
At first, I thought I'd flirt her for fun.
But I'd rather not now.
Why?
What a girl!
Her pad is stuck out up 'til here.
What'd you think?
Is that a pad?
Did you see it?/ I did!
I thought it's a plaster./ Right?
Anyway,
Can you access and fix the late coming record?
Actually, I can, but..
Help me.
No!
It's violating my Assistant Manager's ethics.
What? Just one minute.
Why?
Why you were late? Normally you don't.
It's Jib. She's watching the football match all night.
Wait a minute.
Jib watches the football match?/ Just starting,
but she's improved (Pattanakarn Road) quickly.
Hey.
Normally, traffic is slow on Pattanakarn Rd. I head to Tarawadee Spa every week.
I'll strike this on your head then.
Why so serious?
C'mon, hus-wife stuffs. You can go now.
A normal employee can get out now.
An Assistant Manager will do his job./ Help me.
I can't!/ Help me please.
I'll take you to Honolulu.
Hawaii?
Gentleman's club.
Help me please./ I can't!
Jib!
Jib.
Why the shirt is still wet?
See?
What time did you dry it?
When the match ended./ Which match?
Re-run Thai League./ Thai League?
Now, you're watching Thai League!
Oh, dear./ Just 3 am.
Maybe okay.
Here, I'll iron it for you.
Err...Jib, Jib.
Jiibbbbb!
The shirt is here.
That's the rag.
Right.
Right. Nice rag, eh?
Right.
Wake up!
Give me.
Why do you gave me the rag!?
I'll wait upstairs.
Jib.
How come the iron is in the fridge?
Maybe, I forgot and left it in the fridge...
...when I was taking the mayonnaise bottle out.
Forgot?
And my shirt?/ Your shirt is ready.
Here.
Jib!
Why the shirttail got burned like this!
Err..maybe,
I was dozing off while ironing it.
It's okay.
You have to tuck the shirttails in anyway No one would see it.
Tuck in? It's burned up to my chest!
Look!
It's okay.
Jib.
Here, eat this.
Warm sandwiches.
This is too much, Jib.
What's the stuffing? It's hard and sticky.
A handkercheif?
Stuffed with a handkercheif?
Maybe,
I picked it wrong.
I thought I picked that 'thing.'
Where's the 'thing'?
Nice of you for adding the veggie. Thank you so much, Jib!
Hang on!
If the handkercheif is in the sandwiches,
it means that...
...the thing in my pocket is...
Cheeeeeese!
Cheese!
Cheese is the 'thing' I talked about.
I'll make a new one./ No need, Jib.
Just a cup of coffee.
Right, coffee.
How's it?
Sour!
It's sour!
Why it's sour, Jib!?
What did you put in it? Think! Think! What was it? Jib. What?
It's../ What?
What?/ Mayonnaise!
Mayones!
You put the mayonnaise!
The taste's right! Mayonnaise!
Jib, this is too much.
If you put some dish soup or washing powder in it,
...what'd happen if I eat it? Wouldn't I burp with bubbles?
Anyway.
Can I ask you for one thing?
By the time I get home today, can I have my shirts?
Wash my shirts for me.
I don't have a shirt to wear to work.
Can you do that for me?
Can you, Jib?
Good. Awesome.
Now I forget my bag.
Where is it?
Hello./ Hello.
This is Mr.Hiroshi Takayama. He's the former Chair of the Board...
...of Directors of the headquarter in Japan.
Konnichiwa./ Hachimemachite.
We said it right.
Let's ask him.
Boss, why does he come to Thailand?
His son just takes over his position.
Mr.Hiroshi is a very stressful kind of guy.
He used to think of committing suicide.
He's retired from work and why he's still stressed?
Because of the retirement that causes him stressed.
He really loves doing his job.
When he retired, he feels like he is useless.
Mhm. Got it.
So, every Friday, Mr.Sua and Mr.Danai,
can you take him out for some entertainment?
Yes, we can, sir./ Of course.
But his son also wants a picture of Mr.Hiroshi smiling.
Take it and sent it to him.
Smiling?
Okay. That's easy.
Okay.
This is considered a very important job.
If both of you do a good job,
...it'll be good for our branches in Thailand as well.
Let me try one gag. He might get a laugh now.
Right now?
Ohh, so tired.
It doesn't work. Sit down.
Stop it.
It seems not that easy, Mr.Sua, Mr.Danai.
Enough!
Are you okay, Jib?
Well,
I'll go get the medicine downstairs and just sleep down there.
Hey, it's okay. I'll sleep downstairs myself.
Hey, it's okay. You sleep here.
I don't want you to get infected and you'll have to get up early too.
Sure?
Okay.
Jib.
How do you feel?/ Sua.
Getting better?
Still a little bit dizzy.
After some sleep, I might get better.
Want me to stay with you?
I'm okay.
You go back to sleep comfortably upstairs. I can sleep alone.
Do you?
Well, okay.
Take a good rest.
Where is it?
Looking for the control?
Well, yes.
I don't know how come it's in my hands.
I want a remote control for turning on the TV.
I'll tune to the dharma program, so I'd get sleepy.
That's good!
Watching dharma program, so you could learn about...
...Merits and demerits.
I'll go to bed.
Hey! What?
Hey!
Why all the cable channels is gone?
I watched TV last night.
But something's wrong.
What's wrong?
All the cable channels is gone.
Aha.
They've gone is right.
If they haven't is wrong.
Because I've already cancelled them.
Cancelled!
Why didn't you ask me before you cancelled them?
Our household expenses are getting higher. Things're more expensive.
And, the most important thing,
I've got salary deduction for being late.
Remember, Jib?
How can I watch the matches now?
Don't know.
Yummy!
Why he's so serious?
Got an idea.
Let's do a body gag.
Like Charlie Chaplin, even in slient, it's still funny.
Right.
How we gonna do it?
You, stand up, pretending to have a wedgie...
...and try to get it out.
Then when you sit down, don't sit on the chair.
Just sit right down on the floor.
Body gag is universal!
Why don't you do it yourself?
I've no space. There is a wall right here.
There's lots of space there.
Your excuse...
Ouch, itchy! It's really itchy!
I'm okay. It doesn't hurt.
He worries about me too.
But you! Do you ever worry about me?
My back's cracked.
Normally, it works.
You said it's universal?
Maybe it's not known in Japan.
I've got an idea.
Let's do our best trick./ What's trick?
The fly gag./ Ah, wee..wee..wee.
Your turn.
No, I won't do it.
Are you nuts?
He's the former senior executive director!
We've come this far, we've to go to the end.
Do it yourself!
The fly is still with you last time!
You're right.
Why it has to do with where the fly is?
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
Did you really hit him?
Why did you do that?
It's you! Kept telling me to do it!
Just pretending you're about to hit him, it'd be funny enough!
No need to really did it!
Sorry, Hiroshi. I'm sorry.
You can hit me. You hit me back.
Hit him.
Calm down.
You hit me.
His ring! His ring! Damn!
Bleeding, bleeding again.
Okay. Thank you.
Same, we're the same.
Happy, happy.
Happy? Wanna ask me how happy I am?
Hey! Is that your tooth?
It's chipped.
Hey! Haven't taken a shower since morning?
What are you doing? Facebooking?
No.
Watching porn?
No.
Are you sulking me?
Why should I?
Come on. Don't be shy. Just admit it!?
Streaming match!
Die hard!
A person like me,
never give up!
A competition!
It depends on the tactics!
It depends on the brain!
A match for a match!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
Got it?
Streaming match! Streaming!
Hey! Battery's gone!
Where's the charger?
Charger?
Hello.
Did you see my laptop's charger?
I think I saw it somewhere.
Where is it!?
Ah, is that the black retangular one...
...with wires attached in both side...
...and one side has something sticking out for plugging in the wall?
Where is it?
Where..?
Hey!
Aha, I know it!
Where is it?
It's in my hand!
Hmm?
Man Utd's brand?
Wow! Man Utd t-shirt!
Hey! It's real!
Jib! If you wanna make up with me, you don't have to do this much.
I didn't do much.
There's a discount for a purchase of two. So I bought two.
I bought myself a Liverpool t-shirt too.
Here.
There's Steven Gerrard's signature!
It's limited edition.
Gerrard?
Wait a minute.
What?/ How much are they?
Yours is 8 thousand.
Mine is 12 thousand.
There is a 5% discount for buying two, but only if you do it online.
Online? Bought them online?
Yes, online.
How could you do that? I took your laptop's charger.
Well, I did with an iPad.
iPad? When do we have an iPad?
Well, we do have an iPad now.
iPad.
They costed almost 50 grand in total! Way over my salary!
Where did you get the money from?
Well..
This card.
Hey.
Your supplementary card. You said it yourself that...
...if I want anything, feel free to use it.
Right./ Right.
And Liverpool is now taking the lead.
Give me that!
I'll cancel the card./ Go ahead.
Looking for this?
Hey!/ Mutual bank savings account book.
Hey!
This book is inside your pillow
that you sleep on every night without knowing about it.
When did you take it?/ Won't tell you!
This's called Counter Attack.
Set the defense and quickly attack before you realize it.
Do you understand now?
Why Manchester United is a champion.
You'll see! From now on,
...I won't ask you for money!
I won't do the chores!
I won't wash your clothes, do the laundry, cook!
You'll see! From now on,
...you'll have to do everything by yourself.
I don't care!
I'd rather wear wrinkled shirts to work than yield to a viper like you!
Next Episode Jib, you're so awesome!
This sort of capability
can easily make lots of money./ How?
Set up the football pool.
I guarantee that we'll be filthy rich.
Where did you go?/ Shopping.
Where did you get shopping money from?/ From my parents.
Give this to Ms.Jib from me.
90 grand!
Payable to Ms.Ornjira by Danai.